Thursday, August 16, 2012

Twitterpated...

Ok, so... I'm not sure if I'm endorsing it, or putting it down.... But "riding" drunk is WAAAYYYY easier than driving. It's a super dangerous thing to do, however.... These are my thoughts on the subject......

I've been on two wheels since I was 2yo. So when I get on my bike, it's like first nature to me. Doesn't matter if I'm sober, drunk, pissed, or happy.... When I'm on a bike, I'M ON A BIKE.

I just rode home... 7.8 miles, from this place called "Brick House". Anyway... on my way home, I had a ton going through my head. I had been drinking... NATURALLY, and I started thinking about DUI laws. Like, If I were to have gotten pulled over, it would have been for something simple, like a turn signal or something like that. But, because of that, I would have gotten a DUI because I had been drinking. I guess my point is... If I were in a car, (cage) I would have been all over the place. But on 2 wheels, I'm like an artist. With smooth  calculated strokes, pushing forward. My one goal is that place that I know I can lay my head without any bullshit.  Idk...... I know that I shouldn't ride after I've had 9+ beers, but at the same time, I feel WAYYYY more comfortable on my bike than I would in a car. I should probably stop this pointless rant and go to sleep. But I know plenty of folks who ride after drinking and they actually do really well. So that's what my mind is stuck on. It's not good, and it's not legal. But it IS doable, and I LOVVVE chocolate cake.

Pics of tonight to come soon.......

Thursday, August 2, 2012

"Social" Drinkers.....

Call me crazy, sick, or whatever. But there is something about chicks that can't handle their booze that makes me want to choke them, and/or love them.